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Because crushing student loan debt isn’t as fun as it used to be: here’s how President Obama’s making college more affordable.
Paris: They hate me, okay?
Rory: Who hates you?
Paris: Everyone. Everyone in the whole school hates me. Oh, yeah, they think I’m the best for the job, but they don’t want to go to the mall with me so they won’t vote for me and that means I’m going to lose.
Rory: Well, how is my running with you gonna change anything?